- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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