- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What's just not right? Left

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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