- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A hill billy went fishing

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.