Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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black people swimming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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cool

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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