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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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