- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Fat? Jesse Z

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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