did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do I hate? people

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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