Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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