why does the man appear fat he is

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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