- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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