- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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