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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Women's rights.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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