What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

thumb_up thumb_down -27

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

thumb_up thumb_down -27

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

thumb_up thumb_down -29

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

thumb_up thumb_down -35

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

black people swimming

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops