whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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