Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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This is not funny.

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Anti Joke

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