- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Cripples are lame.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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