- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do I hate? people

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