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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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