Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Burp

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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you will like this because i am black.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Blacks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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