- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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