- Anti Joke

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy