- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Weaner

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Canadians

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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