- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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