why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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