Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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