Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

i am a dino. RAWR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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