What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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