Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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I asked her where you were.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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