A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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