- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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