- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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