- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

I have an idea! You leave.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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