Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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black people swimming

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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