- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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