A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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