- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Refridgerator.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

knock knock? come in

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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