- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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