Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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read this sentence again.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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deez nuts

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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