A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

kieran is a homosexual

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the man say to his doctor?

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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