- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

How did the black person die? Of old age

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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