- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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