One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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