- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents