- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Women's rights.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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