- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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