- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

One, two, three, four and five

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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