- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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