- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Gus's mom

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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