- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Jesus Christ

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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