Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Gus's mom

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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