- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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