- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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