- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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