Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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