What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Grace Ackerson

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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