- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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