- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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