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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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