- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock knock... Home invasion

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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