- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

rocky is here again.......................

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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