- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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