- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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