- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

if you don't like this you're gay

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