Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What does? 42

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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