- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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