Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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