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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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