What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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The New York Giants

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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