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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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