- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why? Because.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

dat shoe shine tho

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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