- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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