what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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