- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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