How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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