A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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