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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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