There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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knock knock who's there ?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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