- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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