- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Knock knock.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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