Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do I hate? people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...