A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...