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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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