- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

nolan is gay

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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