What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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