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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

I am a mime

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Robin, get in the car!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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