- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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