- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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