What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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