- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Im taking a shit right now.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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