A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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