- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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