What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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I am a mime

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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