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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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