- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm going to Re-write History... History

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??