What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

tea with milk?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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