- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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