What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

I'm homeless.

A gay man watches football.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Peas

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Boxing on Boxing Day

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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