- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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