- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

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