- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A seal walks into a club.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Robin, get in the car!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

I am a mime

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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