Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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YOU

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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