- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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