getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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