- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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